Money and Anxiety: Free money glitch

Free money glitch

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Cash grab

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:24 - France

Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

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Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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The tautology police

By Department of Redundancy Department - 20/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, as part of my becoming an adult, my dad taught me how to use an ATM. The irrational anger I suddenly felt when he told me to "Enter your PIN number into the ATM machine" is too much to be described here. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:41

Wow. Guess it worked out for him. I don't see how you could get so nervous about something.. you completely forget it. Either way, FYL.

raNDMGUy 5

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:00

lol mayb that was his plan, to freak you out into forgetting your money

Comments

mudkipsan 19

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:26

lol @ everybody who thinks the OP is racist because THEY assumed the man was black. Check yourselves.

nobody_special 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:21

that sucks, but if you were that uncomfortable either go inside and deal with a teller or not withdraw money at all. You can always come back later...

grosie 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:08

hahaha ive done that many times but with less money xx

peazeful 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:05

Wow, you sure....failed....

try_for_me_love 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:04

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA brilliant.

Banthestrandland 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:11

Today, I was in a hurry to use the ATM. The woman in front of me had been looking at me suspiciously, and when her money came out she suddenly ran off. Without the money. **** YEAH

sexyReDD 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 10:07

lmao. best post!

irockirule 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:00

i did the same sh*t

qazqwer313 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:38

68 is as hilarious the main thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

technobutterfly 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:41

Learn self-defense, genius.

musicninja 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:17

Wow. The acronym PIN stands for personal identification number. This means you referred to it as a personal identification number number. Try learning some English.