**** off!

By my back hurts - 04/09/2013 05:25 - Australia - Campbelltown

Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML
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tswizz 13

Unless he's selling Cheetos, you might as well punch him in the face.

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Mahendra1 9

Why do you need to hide? You both know you're in the house, and it's his time he's wasting if he keeps knocking. Just go about doing what you'd normally do and he'll get bored. You do realise it's not some kind of wacky scenario where you opening the door to him is inevitable, right?

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Mackay92 14

get up and tell him to **** off

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DWynter 11

Sorry, YDI. Just open the door, say, "No thank you," or, "Thank you but I'm not interested," and close the door.

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dinagdotphoto 13

Man up and tell him to **** off, instead of hiding behind the couch! Its just a salesman, not an official. YDI, OP!

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MrPortalFan 21

Opening your house door is a choice, not an obligation. If he doesn't go away, you have every right to call the cops.

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Zinging 8

Call the police!! What are you a baby? Man up!!

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lyvingvamp 15

Honestly, just call the cops if you really want him to go away.

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ashleyhalla 21

Start doing the most randomly weird things you can think of. Maybe he'll feel awkward and leave.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lmfao. Thanks for the laugh OP. I'm as sick as a dog at home with the flu.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

If you don't like dealing with door salespeople, get a dirty looking cardboard box marked "meth" or other illicit substance, thrust it into their hands and say, "well shit, where have you been?" If they don't wise up to you on account of poor acting, they'll leave you alone pretty quickly.

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