Health, Cars, Accident and Painful: ****** around, found out

****** around, found out

By jbthedude - 05/08/2011 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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You deserved it 36 659

By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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You deserved it 3 828

By thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 18 699

By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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You deserved it 40 219

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML

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You deserved it 202

By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 382

You deserved it 3 866

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

....they don't look that comfortable, though....

jayalexander 7

Friday 5 August 2011 18:56

better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...

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badass243 6

Friday 5 August 2011 19:00

what ya drive?

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 5 August 2011 20:48

Car.

allard 14

Friday 5 August 2011 22:43

C-A-R.

m0rgana 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:05

KARR

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 5 August 2011 23:55

That's not the point... The point is they crashed... Unless they copied that guy on youtube tampering with airbags...

rlfender 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:17

nothing any more if the airbag came out

mgon93 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:01

I agree :( I'm sorry

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 5 August 2011 19:03

I prefer to thing of it as a big teletubbie coming to greet me when I get in a car accident.

mk58 31

Friday 5 August 2011 19:29

Teletubbies!!! Say hell-o! *whacks head repetitively on wall*

Sweej 1

Friday 5 August 2011 23:52

Yeah, but a Teletubby would completely destroy you... Rather than, you know, saving your life like an airbag.

Salkadi 9

Friday 5 August 2011 19:05

They aren't supposed to be comfy, they are supposed to save your life/ decrease the severity of injuries

lindseyluvszac 4

Friday 5 August 2011 19:05

Haven't you heard about airbags breaking people's faces?

cynide 13

Friday 5 August 2011 19:09

Well duh, there not supposed to.

SexyQueen0905 24

Friday 5 August 2011 19:12

Sorry you had to learn that the hard way. Those things go fast! My uncle got major rug burn from one.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 5 August 2011 19:26

I heard of that happening with the air bags, and also people having eye injuries when they wear sunglasses during a crash.

Jimster1712 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:17

yea , they are not as comfy as they look... THEY ARE ******* COMFY

dpricenator 1

Friday 5 August 2011 19:19

Yep, I have done both, one hurt and one sent me to intensive care. I'll take the airbag over the alternative any day.

skyorpia101 4

Friday 5 August 2011 19:20

Well no one ever said crashing into objects were comfortable

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