I'm somewhat confused by this one.. Why are you staying at your in-laws's house for 2 weeks seemingly without your husband? And why do they forbid sexual activity with your spouse? If that's the case, how was your husband concieved? Unless he was adopted?

Sometimes I feel like a weirdo in a world full of people having far more sex than me. Two weeks doesn't seem so bad. When my husband worked inter-state, sometimes we would only see each other once a month. So sex only happened when we saw each other. And nothing made me more upset than all the people who told me that my husband was probably off having sex with other women or hated me for not being with him more often because it's "natural" for men to want sex every single day. I trust my husband and know he would never do that to me, and vice-versa. So it always seems weird to me when people say they can't go very long without sex/masturbating. The thought of masturbating while my husband was gone rarely even crossed my mind because I was too busy with my job and the housework. As soon as I hit the bed, I was more interested in sleeping than pleasure. I don't know...maybe I'm built wrong...

That sucks balls, the worst kind of disappointment

Huh...I never knew Ezio was such a puritanical father-in-law.

Oh, ****. I double posted. I recommend that everyone concentrate their downward thumbs on the second one for maximum effect.

use it without the battery then!

Alright folks, lets agree some people are more sexual than others, and kindly shut the **** up about it. I don't give a shit if you think masturbation is disgusting or some people can't go a couple weeks without screwing the shit out of their partner shows a lack of self control. Those things are irrelevant, and what may not be so important to you may very well be important to others.

I find it hilarious that on every other post that has to do with sex in the parents house, everyone tells them its horrible and disrespectful and everything but on this one, everyone is telling them they can get away with it and not to worry about it. I guess the difference between being married and not changes the who "disrespectful" aspect. Which is ridiculous.

Not sure how the OP deserves this, that would suck. I can understand the drinking and smoking ban and going 2 weeks without either of those things is fine, but 2 weeks without masturbation/sex is not fine. I couldn't go that long. And it's not really their business if the OP and her husband want to have sex and/or **********. Sounds like the OP's in-laws are uptight and prudish, which makes it even more awkward staying with them.

Use your fingers, duh.