Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Gambling is harmful

Gambling is harmful

By stink - 04/09/2010 00:11

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

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You deserved it 2 758

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 913

You deserved it 191

Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 886

You deserved it 137

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 680

You deserved it 231

By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 026

You deserved it 1 584

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 567

You deserved it 6 063

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 261

You deserved it 4 815

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 693

You deserved it 2 816

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 870

You deserved it 179

By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 843

You deserved it 2 178

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 191

You deserved it 4 944

lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:23

Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)

TheLuckyBike 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:19

5 bucks can buy him soap

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lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:23

Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)

stitch_book 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:36

or bet him $5 that he won't last til morning. maybe throw in a free tooth brush too! :D

Nick_1993 2

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:24

sick

jay4who7 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:24

Hahahaha that's funny,five bucks is five bucks!

skittlebabe 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:24

oh wow someone needs febreeze :)

annanonomus 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:24

ROFL!!! That's too funny!!!

robbilee 14

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:26

spray him with axe while he's sleeping

dummydory 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:36

Lol that's what I was gonna say

lemoncows 2

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:29

ew just give him five dollars that's gross :P

misticblue79 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:29

grats on dating moron.

smartalek 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:36

its his roommate? idiot.

goldhighways 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:32

lame

luvsucks 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:34

sux 4 u... dibble the money

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You deserved it 15 067

Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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You deserved it 3 488

Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 34 213

Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML

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You deserved it 154

Today, I took my mum on the London Underground. We were standing on the platform, when she suddenly bought up a load of phlegm in her mouth. Instead of trying to find a bin, she just full on spat out the biggest green pile on the floor next to people. FML

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Gambling is harmful

Same thing different taste

Pleasant smell

Who are these people ?

Gross dude, dude

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