Gaslighting

By -__- - 11/08/2013 16:26 - Greece - Athens

Today, my girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging. She thought that whispering, "You want to shave your beard" under her breath while I'm not looking at her, then denying ever saying it, would eventually make me shave my alleged upper-lip hair FML
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zoso008 7

That would be called a mustache.she doesn't know the difference and doesn't appreciate it? Tell her to GTFO!

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Pleonasm 35

I'd listen to her before she paints over your van.

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BabyrooKid 11

Um, upper lip is a mustache. Lower lip is the beard.

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slappygecko 21

Want to know how to shave your beard? You don't.

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naiveprophet 15

It looks like OP is Greek, so "beard" is probably just a mistranslation. And, yeah, FYL, for the record...

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FeatherTips 10

For some reason that last line reminded me of those pictures of Micheal Cera where he's rocking the pedo stache.

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SavannahSunshine 26

If you do, in fact, have lip hair OP, be proud of it! Own that mustache! She obviously likes you enough to have dealt with it the whole beginning of your relationship. If she can't appreciate your beautiful facial hair, maybe she deserves some other gross bald girl!

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keerthi 7

i dont think you guys realize that the peraon writing this is a girl..

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deathfyre8 13

If your girlfriend can't put up with how you look, then FYL indeed, OP.

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LilMissHotHead 10

It's your face do whatever you want to.do with it even if it means having facial hair O.o

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CaptainBlack 18

Sounds like one of you doesn't know the difference between a beard and a mustache.

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