Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

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DocBastard 38

I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

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ctfxc_ftw 0

is she concerned about you or the people around you?

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cintakay 0

haha actually laughed out loud when I read this

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sapphirenite 0

thats fn hilarious!

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vswimmern 0

Your comment Ahaha.. sooo embarrasingg.

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Tysonator 0

YDI for being so cocky as to mention the fact that you attend university.

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Mazzalife 0

Haven't laughed so hard in a loooong time :D Sorry for you though, but it was funny :)

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shiroYUKKI 0

they say people who don't take showers often Fart alot, go take a shower pig

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Macka007 2

I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard!

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