Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

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DocBastard 38

I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

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notsoluckypup 12

surprisingly...that was the only thing that could make me smile just now ...

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GettyLee 0

wow that really sucks...

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LanglockTrolls 0

To quash all concerns maybe OP should sleep in the university toilets, where suspicious sounds and smells can be expected :S

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ezekiel2517 0

I'm the money you could be saving with geico!

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ulicksam 0

YDI for deciding to sleep in the library.

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