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Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 1:41

You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 December 2010 2:25

I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

Comments

Ranimal 12

Tuesday 7 December 2010 3:57

Well... A bit disgusting. Sucks to be you, or your friend, or family member. I'm ashamed of you just reading this.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:01

7 - You realize when in certain stages of sleep, your muscles do relax... therefore OP need not have a "loose bunghole" in order to have farted in their sleep...

alex112094 5

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:22

if you're a girl I'd be concirned lol.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:28

#81 ...Because girls don't fart?

alex112094 5

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:37

Did I ever say they didn't fart? Don't think so it's just not very ladylike...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:39

Damn right, we don't. Edit: Alex - It's a natural bodily function. While it's true men AND women should be polite and do it in another room (or something...), shit happens. Things slip. Who cares?! It's like a lady slipping out a burp. Shit happens!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:41

#86 "Not very ladylike?" Oh, please...It's not very polite for EITHER gender to fart in public if they can help it. But, it's just a necessary bodily function that everyone does... Edit: 5t3ff1k4h beat me to it and said it better than I did! Haha. :P