Gassy

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

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DocBastard 38

I always thought that stood for "Lockheed Martin Astronautics Operations," but it all makes sense now!

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dicklover69 0

Do you think I should change my name. If you do, what names you had in mind. Besides **** is disgusting.

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zp5 4

ok. really. stop making stupid comments. you'll regret it once the mods come in.

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Sirin_fml 46

Please refrain from spamming the comments section.

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jakeisawake 3

You could change your username to "redundantlyuseless".

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dicklover69 0

Farting is normal, it happens

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dicklover69 0

Farting is not normal, just disgusting

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dicklover69 0

It is not disgusting, every human and animal on this planet farts. You are so stupid!!!

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dicklover69 0

HEY, I am not stupid, you are. People who fart have no manners. You dumb dog.

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zp5 4

and stop talking to yourself. man...sometimes i wonder how stupid people can be. the stupidity out there amazes me.

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Oster_fml 0

Aww sorry I should of told you that wasn't tic tacos but roofies and laxatives

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lolawazhere 9

You mean tic tacs, not tic tacos. You fail/win, my friend. (Tic tacos sounds so cool!)

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Lilllly_1316 0

I never want to sleep on my bus in the morning, because i'm so afraid I might fart!

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stronghand0331 17

Maybe he was loosening it up over the past half hour and then when the deed was accomplished he decided to be a "random guy" to break the ice.

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IneffableLullaby 13

To be honest, I find this hilarious. I'm not sure how you didn't realize you were farting the entire time though. :/

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GotALife 11

Lol dont let farts in or it'll kill ya, as that nasty man in Madea and the black black women would say "Let it go when you gotta let it go"

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