Cats and Animals: Get back here!

Get back here!

By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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Brave

By screw the cat - 24/07/2012 05:10 - United States - South Jordan

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

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You deserved it 23 899

By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By no - 08/12/2016 14:37 - United States - New York

Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML

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Get back

By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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You deserved it 337

By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

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You deserved it 16 610

By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:26

Now you're the crazy cat lady. :]

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:32

How tall is your house? If it's one-story, don't worry about the cat; easily survivable with little or no damage (if your cat is agile enough to make it to the roof from a window sill, then he probably would be fine if he jumped). Generally, cats won't jump if they don't think they'll be fine, unless they get super spooked. They may be pets, but they're not totally stupid. Your cat was more likely than not going to be fine.

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thx1138_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 15:52

were you saying "here pussy?"

godsrightnutsack 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 15:56

Pussy...come back to bed my big pussy....

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:00

#38 - You mean to buy a new bra and panties to show off to the neighbors? :3 @OP - No good owner goes unpunished, but at least the cat is safe. At least you weren't totally in the buff. So, spill it! Which undies and bra did the neighbors get to see!? *rowr!* Haha.

mthurston 14

Tuesday 8 December 2015 20:45

And can we see?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:03

Agreed up untill the screen part. That might not help. I know that it didn't stop my old cat, he just broke through the screens leaving a giant hole :/

hauptubel 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:05

Why were you worried that your cat was going to fall? don't you know cats always land on their feet?

penguinlord 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:20

You shouldve let it go. Cats won't do anything if they know it's stupid

kukopia 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 17:38

YDI for sleeping in your bra and undies. Buy a nightie. And PJs. And slippers. And a robe. YDI for having a window open when you have a cat. The two don't go together. I hope you're not a mother. You fail at nurture.