Intimacy: Get in there!

Get in there!

By Menareidiots - 24/02/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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You deserved it 22 724

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By Noname - 11/03/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 935

You deserved it 3 633

Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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You deserved it 12 868

Second base?

By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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You deserved it 8 342

The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 74 055

By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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You deserved it 4 195

What a jerk!

By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster

Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 475

You deserved it 429

Freak out

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 066

You deserved it 9 901

By Jack - 26/10/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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You deserved it 3 008

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 333

You deserved it 5 236

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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You deserved it 52 917

PureGold 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:56

"So they high-fived." HAHA. Wow, guys are so clueless.

bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 2:02

he's my hero

Comments

president_benson 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:06

how could you not notice someone else in a dorm before? Dorms are so tiny!

ika_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:39

LOL! I'd probably do that to… :b

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 28 May 2014 4:34

you're cool.

skatingweasel 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 5:04

lmao at #55

TheOrpheus 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 5:32

Wow. That dude is a beast.

zachattack 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 6:07

thanks for the idea.

paljoey 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:03

Ahahahaha awesome man high five 2 you

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:10

haha i'd love to agree and say guys are clueless #3 but i can't ...they're clueless as to how a girl's gonna take the stupid high-five lol so they're clueless to FEELINGS. of course, that's nothing new. he probably just didn't care about them though so ugh congrats on this btw. really, just laugh it off haha cuz it seriously is hilarious

epxy 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:49

a case of the drunk ?

yay_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 8:01

Hahahahahahahah I love boys. If a guy did this while we were making out, I would totally expect a high five as well :D

PureGold 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 8:52

lol #78, how do you know I didn't mean that? x) You just said you can't agree they're clueless, but that they are... haha, just saying. They just don't always realize how doing something like that would make a girl react. They probably don't even see why it would startle her or make her feel weird, or slightly used, or whatever she felt that caused her to post this scenario on FML. It's hard to explain lol... And this reminds me of a HILARIOUS FAILBlog picture I saw a while ago... http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=failownedchachaquestion.jpg