Get outta here

By JMcKay - 26/01/2012 03:36 - Australia

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML
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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Stand your ground. Everyone knows a jock can't see you if you don't move.

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akallaan 7

So you then joined the track team, had brains and bronze, and stole the head cheerleader from him? Like a boss?

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lolyeahthatsme 11

Really? You would rather get your ass kicked than run?

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jaredjudd21 2

He's gonna end up being your bitch in the future, brains always outwit brawns.

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chenry1 4

Unless he makes to the pros then he'll probably be the jocks towel or water bitch

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chels1994 11

Reminds me of something off of tv

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failOmeter 0

Yo hit me up on xbox live id love to school u UnWantedLead If u do add me send me a message FML

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teyyoshi 19

a comeback is a erect finger??? i guess...

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lisey517 2

these stereotypes still exist? jeez it isn't 1985 anymore.

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juturnaamo 29

I was thinking that too. Maybe by 'nerd' he means 'weird, possibly autistic' kid and by jock he means 'jack ass bully that somehow got on a sports team.'

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

Weird cause we don't use "jock" in Australia. At least I thought we didn't.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Nerd still means a smart person, but in a more insulting way. People don't really say jock but it got the point across.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I guess it's why shows like Bully Beatdown still exist. |the kid|

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Pentium_4 27

that's a compliment. being a nerd is awesome!

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kreepers 6

Well it appears you have what the jock doesn't- wit! Embrace it and tell him to stop parading as a bimbo!!!

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