Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

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FerrariCake 2

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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t0xicfaerie 4

Have you ever noticed how it always seems like the insensitive person in the relationship is always the one who thinks they're being treated unfairly? Like the person who cheats on someone else or does something obviously wrong to their partner blames the other person for being upset.

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azurablade 0

exactly 198! when my gf cheated on me, she was acting like It was MY fault! she then yelled at me and said never to call her again. it was the fourth time she's cheated on me and was mad at ME for breaking up with her.

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angrynegro7 16

You're better off without her. She's the one who ****** up in the first place! Why on earth does she get to decide when OP has to forgive her?! Did she also decide when she had to come clean and apologize to him for what she did?

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Sweets_wtc 0

marriage is all about commitment, she wasn't right for you.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

YDI for not kicking her lying ass to the curb and taking all her money right after you found out.

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awissa92 0

What a selfish bitch. FYL for having a horrible wife.

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