Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

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FerrariCake 2

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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Nate25 0

guess who's still having an affair...

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VenomByte 1

Exactly #170 Speaking from experience, I hope you have some evidence. Saved me from paying alimony when I shared e-mails, photos, dates and times. Cheating is unforgivable! Get her out now! The sooner you do, the sooner you will fell better about yourself.

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blastvortex 3

Haha. She's an idiot in more ways than one. It's her loss and your gain, OP. So long as you can prove the indiscretion, you have the upper hand. You should just be glad to be rid of her.

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alexFYL 11

It could be his loss and her gain, in fact it sounds that way. :)

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missyanne 0

Well, what a hell to live through! Either divorce her or forgive her. Don't drag it out any longer than neccessary. Do whatever makes you happy and she's gonna do the same.

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DdragonPT 0

well, a woman would never seek sex with another man if you would satisfy her "needs", so im guessing the joke is on you mate

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hahafmlyo 0

why the crap would u have an affair and not apologize?! u selfish pig

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Hang on, I need to know more. It's entirely possible that the husband IS taking too long to forgive her. Since we only got a tiny bit of info, I'm gonna say both of you may be at fault.

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BukuElf 0

 ur wifes a ***** ur better off without her

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stormin972 0

Oh well, for once maybe the guy will keep his money and the kids.

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