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By kfoehslfns - 01/08/2010 08:45 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
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Xquisite1 28

For all of you saying "it's her choice" you're right but also realize thats this is a a major issue in a marriage and can lead to divorce. It's unfair for him to force her to become a mother and it's also unfair for her to expect him to spend the rest of his life without ever knowing what it's like to become a father (if he stays with her). Children don't suck, it's all in how you raise and discipline them.

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okieraider71 4

Very smart woman. Very intellegent way to make her point. I hope you think about the point she is making. Babies are "No Refunds-No Returns".

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MissChelle79 0

it's only like that for the first month or two... after that they sleep through the night. sorry dude... kids are the best!!

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kristir9426 0

hahaha ummmm my 3 and 4 year old still wake me up in the middle of the night to go potty. I have had about 4 nights of uninterruped sleep in 4 years.

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Mmcmurdo91 0

it's funny because you can't sleep!

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

it's funny because legonut4 has ruined everything

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Did you really only "bring up the subject" or did you pressure the hell out of her until she felt the need for a demonstration? You got pwned.

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lovestrong 0

Haha, epic. I shall use that one day :D

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hotdyegrl 0

well... it's what will happen. if you can be stubborn and stick through it. win!

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Xquisite1 28

For all of you saying "it's her choice" you're right but also realize thats this is a a major issue in a marriage and can lead to divorce. It's unfair for him to force her to become a mother and it's also unfair for her to expect him to spend the rest of his life without ever knowing what it's like to become a father (if he stays with her). Children don't suck, it's all in how you raise and discipline them.

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azhein 0

although they probably should have known that on of them doesn't want kids while the other does before they got married

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dtheman997 0

Ty 34 very well said!

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illmatic2 16

Agree with 52. You gotta talk about those things before you get married.

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dynky 3

so it's ok for him to leave the person he's supposedly in love with just so that he can "experience fatherhood", which he may or may not enjoy? that's ridiculous. if he does that, he has his priorities backwards.

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Freeze_fml 16

Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. If a couple has the capability of procreating, and one partner decides that they don't want to, then it's time to leave. It appears that OP's wife made no mention of her dissatisfaction of the idea of having a kid. Since everyone alive exists by their parents having a kid, I think it's in the norm that the malefactor in this situation make the situation come to light before marrying their partner.

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dynky 3

if my partner ever leaves me for the sake of some baby that doesn't even exist yet, i will never forgive him.

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Ugi 26

173 - he won't care - he's left you

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withered 30

I kinda know how you feel. My partner wants children and I resent the idea of having them. I am really afraid we'll broke up because of it because I surely won't have children against my will. I know I'd hate the child and start to hate my partner too.

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loser333 0

Guess she's a fan of Eminem, too........I mean the 3 am part......

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xSara_fml 0

Your wife clearly knows how to make. I admire her ways.

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adorkable_spazz 0

#44, i think #36 meant that the wife knows how to make her point.

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kristir9426 0

god it's hysterical how she is making her point :-)

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adorkable_spazz 0

92, thanks. now i'm craving a sammich. :O

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