Gross and Health: Geyser

Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Saturday 15 August 2009 16:06

Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.

capricaz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:11

WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.

Comments

VampiressMiharu 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:03

Woooow, sounds like you were there :O. How the hell do you know that he puke 20 times?! It could have been like 3 or 4 times only. You idiots really think he puked 20 or so times? Also, my family used to encourage showering when I felt like throwing up. I guess this varies with each person.

VampiressMiharu 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:08

#55 is on to something Think outside the box, guys.

Klabauterpete 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:13

Next time just brush your teeth after throwing up.

heyitslain 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:37

I guess I throw up different than everybody else then. Because I throw up literally everything in my stomach when I puke.

onholiday6 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:13

ydi, why are you showering if you're so sick and know you're gonna get sick again? Go to bed or something. Shower when you're feeling better, and brush your teeth instead next time instead of hopping in the shower.

GriefBacon 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:03

Why the hell would you shower after every time you throw up if you are sick and throwing up all day long? I guess I could see it if you just threw up once, and maybe half of it landed on your own legs or arms or something. But seriously, if you're sick with a stomach bug or food poisoning, brush your teeth if you must, but really you should just stay in bed and feel grungy until you get better. YDI!

foryoublue94 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:23

you should've puked in the shower, and washed it down. and why would you shower anyways? it's not like you got it all over yourself every time you puked... and if you did, what clothes were you wearing? sucks.

8IGHTY8 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:40

wow that is pretty messed up!!!

Trooth 13

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:52

maybe the problem was that you kept showering...I'm just saying, I wouldn't have showered after EVERY time I threw up. Too much showering. But yeah that sucks :3 You should've called the doctor or something. Could've been serious.