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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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You deserved it 38 343

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Same thing different taste

By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 151 743

You deserved it 15 194

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 006

You deserved it 3 080

Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 897

You deserved it 6 156

Squelching the night away

By alison - 04/07/2015 05:02 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML

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You deserved it 4 958

By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 077

You deserved it 59 365

By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 064

You deserved it 6 095

By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 866

You deserved it 4 250

By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 941

You deserved it 7 095

By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 989

You deserved it 6 015

Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 435

You deserved it 26 511

quikwit1212 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:04

What is with the people without pics, who can't type a sentence with a capital letter, and the fact that they keep hitting on random girls that they will probably never meet?

SubjectDelta 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:09

To clarify, 19 was explaining the complexity of Geller field travel while a ship a cruiser size or larger opens a rift in subspace and pulls itself into the warp. While I agree with his thesis on the matter, I must say that he should have included the compensation required to navigate through the empryean with a cruisers mass and density in mind. I hope this clears up the confusion about his post.

Comments

Peacemaker9 7

Friday 19 March 2010 3:46

lol #73 for the major win!!!!! u should follow that plan out and into effect!!!!!

Peacemaker9 7

Friday 19 March 2010 3:48

#9 I agree with u melly is really fine

Peacemaker9 7

Friday 19 March 2010 3:50

crap my comment at #9 was to #21!!!!! lol my bad...... don't I look stupid now......

jetplanexxx 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:58

was he fat?

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:50

Lol at the fact that you Lol'd

GoSmegma 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:00

Good Lord, why do some people doubt that she was a virgin?? it's really not that uncommon for the first time to be painless. And I totally agree with #58, just wait until you queef!! hahahaha.

caleb_m91 1

Friday 19 March 2010 6:33

obviously he is cheating on you if he couldn't finish with a virgin. I'm just saying.

theinfamousjaywe 0

Friday 19 March 2010 7:19

At 23, not always. My first time took about twenty minutes of hard work. I guess my body wasn't quite used to sex yet and didn't know how to react. That and the awkwardness of being a first timer probably held me up.