Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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quikwit1212 0

What is with the people without pics, who can't type a sentence with a capital letter, and the fact that they keep hitting on random girls that they will probably never meet?

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SubjectDelta 0

To clarify, 19 was explaining the complexity of Geller field travel while a ship a cruiser size or larger opens a rift in subspace and pulls itself into the warp. While I agree with his thesis on the matter, I must say that he should have included the compensation required to navigate through the empryean with a cruisers mass and density in mind. I hope this clears up the confusion about his post.

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picturescrazy 24

He needs to learn to laugh at himself! It was his fault for slapping your belly too hard xD Besides, the sound it makes sounds just like a fart. Who wouldn't laugh? :] And it doesn't mean the OP is fat. Two skinny people can make that sound too, due to the way it pushes and pulls the air out since their bodies are basically slamming into each other. My boyfriend and I always die of laughter when it happens, but it makes sex more fun to laugh about the mistakes, so stop taking it so serial :]

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truelink 0

mistake? I think the sounds of sex, including this one, are very hot and should add to the intimacy. just saying ;)

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rockstatic 0

You can't ever humiliate a guy during sex, or do anything that would even suggest you're laughing at him. If you haven't already apologized he should dump your sorry ass.

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ClouDn9n 0

well it seems like u too immature to even be havin sex. that shit happens when u have sex, and u prolly too young to even be doin that shyt. btw thats not a fml stupid!

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this_one 2

a lot of people don't finish their first time.

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baileyw 0

laughing is a horrible thing to do. That's why I read this FML.

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klarissasmiles 0

don't worry about the slapping noise, and don't worry about not finishing, it's your first time. but if you laugh during sex and can't tell him why you two probably aren't ready to be doing things like that, my boyfriend and i laugh during sex when noises like that happen, we know it's nothing bad, we tell each other stuff like that, we understand each other. try working on communication with him.

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twistnshout 0

All y'all some damn freaks... and girl you childish why the **** would you laugh? and he childish too he couldn't take a little laugh like what the heck?

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nvandiver123 1

that's alright slot of people don't my first time with my gf it didn't hurt her at all but then we tried it without a lubricated condom and she wouldn't even let me stick it in all the way before she made me pull it out lol it's just part of life if that really matters to you then you should think about your relationship just my opinion though

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erjaguam 0

That's sad. that sound has to happen either way. wear earplugs next time or else you will never finish.

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