Jealousy, Public freakouts and Love: Give me strength

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By GotPunched - 11/04/2009 06:36 - Finland

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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knowitall 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:09

Dump her. Dump her now. Abusive people are not good relationship material.

iamsashafierce 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:05

how's you neice? did your girlfriend punch her too??

Comments

ddrluna 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:13

I'd make her pay for the damages to your teeth and then dump her. That's completely unacceptable and you deserve someone more reasonable than that.

Uconnrunner 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:46

Yeah you should make her pay to get it fixed for one, and then leave her for being such a jealous, jump-to-conclusions bitch....

walkemskies 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:55

tough girl

JCRothe22 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:59

oh man, I would've been mad if my friend came up to me and told me that my boyfriend was out shopping with a cute girl, but DAMN, she should've asked you about it first!!! Then she probably would've laughed instead of punching you!

brave_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:23

THREE YEARS OLD. seriously wtf

delphina 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:35

A woman who punches a man is brave and defending herself? Really? She knocked his tooth out and that it completely ****** up. I've had my teeth knocked out when I was younger and it took years of dental work to fix it. It's not an, oh, haha thing, that's serious shit. Even punching someone is a bitch move, especially without knowing the circumstances. Any person that uses violence to deal with relationship problems is a person with an anger management problem. And it is completely unfair to put a double standard on it. Like, "oh a guy that punches a girl is horrible but if a girl punches a guy she's defending herself." It's completely terrible either way. Violence in a relationship is completely unacceptable, no matter which person is doing it. Yes, most girls are weaker than guys, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't hurt if they punched you. It would still hurt a lot.

ZDAE2009 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:05

ahaha for some reason, im hating her friend. she seems stupid like "yeah, i saw your boyfriend out with a girl" seriously, doesnt she KNOW how that sounds? what a loser... anwyays, DUMP HER.

DownUndah 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 1:05

shed probably feel so bad you can just **** the day lights out of her for a few days, then dump her ass and leave her on the street.

cj_gurl 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:13

You need to leave her. Now. She is an abusive bully. She has NO RIGHT to punch ANYONE in the face, EVER. Yet, she did it to you without hesitation (causing you to lose a tooth) after assuming you had cheated on her. What will she do with the next imagined wrong-doing? And the next? And the next?