Give me strength

By GotPunched - 11/04/2009 06:36 - Finland

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML
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knowitall 1

Dump her. Dump her now. Abusive people are not good relationship material.

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iamsashafierce 0

how's you neice? did your girlfriend punch her too??

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balanceMMX 0

dude, you should've chris brown'ed her ass

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eternalaphrodite 0

I'm simultaneously impressed at how well your GF can apparently hit, and horrified that she hit you. That's messed up. I honestly disagree with #135. The thought seems right, but if it were me it would be an ultimatum. You hit your partner, they cease to be your partner, IMO. (Exception: I think anyone has the right to defend themselves; and play-wrestling isn't really hitting to me) I do recommend saying something to the friend, as well, to let them know how messed up it was for her to misrepresent things. Though, even if it were a cute girl your age your GF overreacted. There is such a thing as female friends.

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tipple 0

At a minimum, you need to talk to you GF. Violence is never acceptable. I did say "talk", not "shout". And don't make it an ultimatum. Just explain calmly that hitting is just not acceptable, just as she wouldn't accept it if you punched her in the face. You also need to talk to her friend and point out that her little "joke" wasn't funny, neither to your GF nor to you. If neither of seem to be interested in what you say, then time to walk. Both need to grow up a bit before they can be relied upon. #5 said it best :o)

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tipple 0

At a minimum you need to talk to your GF. I said "talk", not "shout". Tell her calmly how hitting like that is never acceptable - not from her, and not from you. Then you need to talk to her friend and explain that her little "joke" was not funny - neither for your GF, nor for you. If neither of them seems interested in what you're saying, then it's time to walk. They both need to grow up a bit before they can be relied upon.

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Mattyknows 0

FML has branded OP's girlfriend a dumb bitch. It is so.

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skeptictank 0

Either your girl is a psycho or you're leaving out the part about why she's so suspicious of you.

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skiesofgreen 0

Wow extreme reaction much? Even if the OP had been with a girl his own age, and even if it was a friend, what kind of clingy, obsessive girlfriend punches a guy out for that? ... unless she had previous reason to expect he was cheating, but even then ask questions first, throw punches later, or you know just don't be violent at all, that's always good.

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