Jealousy, Public freakouts and Love: Give me strength

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By GotPunched - 11/04/2009 06:36 - Finland

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML

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You deserved it 5 612

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Same thing different taste

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 133

You deserved it 15 186

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 056

You deserved it 64 685

Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 850

You deserved it 3 533

By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 114

You deserved it 11 672

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 131

Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 008

You deserved it 278

Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 974

You deserved it 102

Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 718

You deserved it 1 783

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 104

You deserved it 3 664

What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 243

You deserved it 9 696

knowitall 1

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:09

Dump her. Dump her now. Abusive people are not good relationship material.

iamsashafierce 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:05

how's you neice? did your girlfriend punch her too??

Comments

CDub7888 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:33

You got Falcon PAWNCHED. Are all women out there this paranoid?

Remegy 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:47

#109 it could have been on a text message or something... "hey (abusive gf's name) i just saw your boyfriend at the store today, and he was shopping with the CUTEST girl i've ever seen" the gf could've gotten the message later, and she automatically assumed the worst...

megs8907 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:06

jealous bitch, dump her...

wallythedolly 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:30

Break up with her. She didn't even give you a chance to explain! Also, even if a girl hits a guy, it's still domestic abuse.

lalalala1234 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:17

HAHAA your girlfriend's friend is not the brightest bulb ever and your girlfriend is FIERCE.

Floridaguy81 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:52

That's gangster. And #119 is true. Just cause the girl's doing the hittin don't mean it ain't domestic abuse. I'd break up with a girl over something like that. Imagine what she'd be like when you're married!

yikesO_O 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:53

Dump her. Dump her quick.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:18

#111: it could have been a text, you know. She could have been like: [friend] i saw your bf today. [gf] where?? [friend] with some cute girl in the store. [gf] seriously?! [friend] g2g moms calling. or something like that. stop calling fake just cause YOU dont wanna believe, the world isnt out to get everyone and everything isnt made up lies. and damn, id dump her ass in a minute. tell her, **** her, then make her feel like an idiot. =]

TevinFAME 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:05

Shoulda hit her with a damn Chris Brown combo -- pop her in her right eye, choke her till she has "No Air". JK Obviously! But I would play it cool, then skeet in her eye. I dont condone violence though!