Cars and Transportation: Glassed

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 652

You deserved it 2 504

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 417

You deserved it 2 533

Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 145

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 529

You deserved it 2 614

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 080

You deserved it 2 280

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 499

You deserved it 3 523

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 435

You deserved it 46 317

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 031

You deserved it 2 720

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 496

You deserved it 79 846

By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 588

You deserved it 2 937

Klums02 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:54

...so that person busts the window of their car out on a regular basis?

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 1 July 2011 16:01

Hahaha. Carma. Cos the FML is about a car. :P

Comments

RokNRoll11 9

Friday 1 July 2011 16:09

my mom's car was busted up in the back window by a couple of idiot workers I feel for ya

SugaryTears 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:10

More like **** the other guys life.... if he attempts busting his own window, there's obviously a problem. but fyl too

UnfOrg1ven 1

Friday 1 July 2011 16:12

this FML happened to me before expect it was lockers..

MsMillie 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:17

That sucks! But at least they left a note? Not a very helpful one but a note none-the-less... and on the bright side nothing was stolen!

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:22

Why some people voted 'YDI'? How does Op deserve that? Morons...

takeapieandrun 9

Friday 1 July 2011 21:57

My FML app spazzed on me and voted "YDI" even when I actually voted "FML"

KARMAREBEL 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:23

I feel sorry for all the car that he had drove

jsmathwiz 2

Friday 1 July 2011 18:05

What?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 1 July 2011 18:45

He's saying he feels sorry for the car. Are you really that dumb?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 1 July 2011 16:26

did they take anything?

pandemic0774 2

Friday 1 July 2011 16:29

I take it the op doesn't live in a rich neighbor hood? o_o

gchartier90 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:31

happy Canada day

hahaurfunnylol 1

Friday 1 July 2011 16:37

Happy Canada day =]

MadPercussion 0

Friday 1 July 2011 18:46

Hooray!

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 1 July 2011 16:37

at least they did not also think your stereo was theirs. then you would have had two notes.

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