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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By mommy2004 - 18/07/2023 03:00

Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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looooolz 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:08

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

plutosaplanet 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:14

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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elsieenchanted 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:51

He's an asshole. You're obviously better off without him. >.<

allycatanime 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:57

... what an ass... so, did he do anything for you while you were seizing, like call someone.... if he didn't then he's an absolute jerk, you don't need him!

fenrisulfr 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:00

You women always choosing the biggest jerks, not really your fault but you can work at picking a better boyfriend that will care about you next time...

b_o_r_e_d_2_2 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:01

Not only is he an ass, that is extremly dangerous. You should never move a person when they are having a seizure. FYL.

BLNovelist 0

Friday 7 August 2009 19:41

Well, you can actually - but it only extends as far as rolling them onto their side so if any other...bodily functions decide to occur, the person doesn't strangle on it. To OP - I am so sorry. At least now you know what an asshole he is, and can find someone who will be there for you if/when you have situations like that one. Hopefully karma will bite him in the ass.

halfmoronic 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:02

what a dick, you can do better then him.

deni_kaos 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:08

that's terrible! good riddance. now you can try and find someone more understanding of your condition.

adelaide_evening 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:09

Booo, my EMT teacher is a liar then. I always hate how people take stuff from movies and say that it happened to someone they know's cousin's friend or something. I feel so crushed.