Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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looooolz 0

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

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plutosaplanet 0

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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SimpleSimon 0

If this is true, which I doubt, YDI for going out with a dick in the first place. I get bored of reading all these 'today, my boyfriend turned out to be an ass' stories. People rarely have sudden, radical personality changes.

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elphie_thropp 0

Ok, that really stinks that he dumped you for that, I mean, he's a douchebag, and I hope he gets what's coming to him for dumping you, but how do you know what he did? I mean, who would tell you that they cursed and threw you on the floor. You can't form memories when you are seizing, your brain just isn't capable of it...

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Zakky_Ketchup 0

You make it sound like she willingly flopped around and pissed on the couch.

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asherah14 7

The brain is able to form memories during seizures. I've had about 30 seizures in my life and I was completely aware of everything going on around me. I was able to hear my parents talking to me calm me down, I was able to answer questions. My worst seizure paralyzed my legs during it. I remember my mom's cry of alarm when she realized I couldn't walk.

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jgupta86 0

Not so much an FML, be happy you got rid of a dumbass. Would think explaining afterwards about having seizures he would be more understanding.

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mynameiss 0

he's an ass. karma is a bitch though and he'll get it.

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FlaminYawn 0

Girls won't admit it because it's unladylike, but when a guy pounds her pussy giving her screaming ****** after ******, he can be the biggest ass he wants to be, she'll keep cummin' back. And if not in public, then definitely in private, hidden from her friends that ridicule her for dating the ass...

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Baroness542 6

Pun intended? Because it made me laugh.

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monnanon 13

I disagree. You may have great sex for a while but if the guy is that much of an ass nothing is going to make the sex good. Sex is at its best if there is respect and love between you and your other half not him being an asshole and you being a gullible twit.

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adlovely 0

sorry 2 hear that but don worry u can find better man soon I believe u deserve more than your ex

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EnslavedYeti 0

If this guy is that big of an ass, then its probably your fault for dating him. Jerks of that magnitude are obvious, and I'm tired of women complaining about how the easily identifiable ass they've been dating turned out to be an ass. Seriously. If you dont want to be treated like that dont date the guy with the cold asshole attitude. Its usually not an act, they're just assholes...

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gwenhwyfaer 0

Wow, the Nice Guy rant and the "girls in miniskirts are asking for it" theory have met, married and raised a child.

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Fail_Pig 0

YDI for pissing on the couch.

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B00_fml 0

What an ignorant jerk that guy is. I've had people get mad at me for spilling glasses of stuff they've moved without telling me after I told them repeatedly not to do that WITHOUT telling me. I'm BLIND. (And in case you ask, my computer reads to me, that's how I surf the internet). I'm sorry about your seizure :( I hope you have medication to help control it.

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