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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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By Wtmcisdis - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Douglasville

Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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You deserved it 181

By BeerSlut - 02/09/2015 21:37 - Portugal - Santa Marta De Penagui?o

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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Top comments

syki 22

Sunday 27 March 2016 19:57

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

Lilcris11 5

Sunday 27 March 2016 19:59

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

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awgxkaylaxx 11

Sunday 27 March 2016 23:56

i love sleeping naked haha

bethjlster1999 8

Monday 28 March 2016 0:09

Pretty sure all parents jump at the opportunity to shout at their children. It's their way of saying they love you without actually saying it XD

DoomedGemini 37

Monday 28 March 2016 0:34

No, my mom rarely shouts and we both prefer not fighting or hurting each other.

finchy420 12

Monday 28 March 2016 2:53

I guess that makes your mom a filthy ****. She had sex to have you, or did she use the turkey Baster method?

XboxSqueaker 15

Monday 28 March 2016 4:38

I bet you're naked under all those clothes you filthy prostitute

gingerlover01 24

Monday 28 March 2016 4:46

oh don't worry sweety I mean I sleep naked and nobody says anything you aren't the only one

amsterdamgirl 20

Monday 28 March 2016 6:23

I have one of those. ignore him, he's just scared (and will never admit it) that you'll be be better than him. you are awesome.

amsterdamgirl 20

Monday 28 March 2016 6:30

?!?. she sucks lama balls big time ;)

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 28 March 2016 15:29

Fun Fact: Sleeping naked, assuming you shower before bed, is actually much better for your skin than sleeping with clothes on.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 28 March 2016 16:04

bet you're naked under those clothes, you dirty tease

c_wyld 21

Monday 28 March 2016 16:21

This is how my entire family is towards me

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Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everyone that my fiancé and I are having a "shotgun wedding" because we plan to get married quickly. She didn't realize that means that the bride is pregnant, which I'm not. I have no idea what to do with the baby gifts I'm receiving. FML

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Today, if I don't do work around the house, my girlfriend will call me a lazy pig and yell at me. If I do, she will yell because I didn't do it the right way. If I ask her to clarify the right way, she will call me a dumbass, give useless instructions, and work herself up into yelling at me. FML

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Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

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Today, I found out that not only did I pay for my wife to travel overseas to see her brother but to bang some guy half her age as well. FML

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Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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