Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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syki 22

I bet you shower nude too, you dirty harlot.

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Lilcris11 5

I bet you were born naked dirty hook

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summergurl16 14

I know that feel... Same with me except I don't sleep naked so mine can't do that...

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Miss_Whipped 43

So other than having a completely different situation than OP's, you two are the same. Got it.

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interesting33 36

I;m guessing #15 was saying her Mum also finds any excuse to yell at her.

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danceinconverse 25

Don't worry OP, I sleep naked too. And you know what makes me really slutty....I even shower naked! Just tell her that a naked body is not inherently sexual and it's pretty weird she thinks it is. You're just sleeping.

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Summaria 10

I bet you're having sex nude as well. You goddamn hippie!

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mrsmikelowrey 15

I bet you're naked under your clothes, skanky temptress!

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mrBearBear 11

It's actually healthy to sleep naked. It allows our skin to fully relax & breath; which aids in anti-aging hormones. It's especially good for women because it let's our vaginas "air out" which lessens the possibility of bacteria (the kind that cause vaginal infections) being able to thrive. Tell her you're doing it for health reasons and to STFU

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captainsmegma 12

Please oh please come talk with my ole lady. She needs to air hers out. Plus she could use a trim down there.

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LunarNyx 6

I feel you there. My mom is the same way.

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domolovesyoshi 33

What does that have anything to with it?

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Shrike 23

Well if you want to get technical, the word "****" used to mean a slovenly woman who doesn't care about cleanliness. But I've never actually heard it used that way in the real world, it's an antiquated usage. Anyway, the OP's mom can suck a fat one.

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interesting33 36

I think #28 might be referring to Britain's UKIP Party member, Godfrey Bloom calling women at a fringe event '*****' as a joke - because one woman said she never cleaned behind her fridge and the word technically means a woman who doesn't clean.

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dcats 13

Op, you were sleeping on the bus. You didn't mention that.

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cynical78 15

Great plot twist

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