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By anonymous - 22/03/2012 04:46 - United States - Chelsea

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 910
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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Icy-Hot on his penis?

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paigehawk36 1

Lol my friends did that for fun.

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screwhim622 0

it makes me think of that Lady Gaga song-Heavy Metal Lover. "I want your whiskey mouth all-over my blonde south.." XP

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FalconCrunch 4

You know things are bad when your dude has to deaden all sense of taste before visiting your stinky bearded clam.

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glittercookies 12

Or maybe he was just drinking and they got horny.

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SteviGuiley 2

Well, you're going to have a yeast infection.

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loveistwisted 10

Genitals.... Boyfriend. So you're a guy right?

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loserman67 35

Please tell me that this was a lame attempt at humor. You really cannot be that stupid. Both the male and female reproductive organs are referred to genitals. Also, did you not see that SHE posted her gender along with her nic? Where's Doc? We have a mercy killing that needs doing over here!

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TheDrudgeChild 4

She's 16 according to her profile... This is why we need Sex Ed in schools again. Let me guess, you didn't know females could get oral too?

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NoKittyMyPotPie 3

I bet that was wild. Did you ****** really good?

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msrabbit625 4

Why would u not think that alcohol was goin to burn down there?

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