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By mybfpeedonme - 30/09/2017 16:00

Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 823
You deserved it 1 622

Same thing different taste

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um I'm sure tweezers would have worked much better.

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Your fault for letting him pee in your ear.

Lucky O'Guin 18

Please do not reproduce. If you are gullible/stupid enough to fall for this, then we can’t allow to have more of that in our world

simcityguy09 19

Break up with him. You do not want a person that stupid to be your mother in law.

HippyChicken 4

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