Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

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OOOWWWEEE123 0

thats just wrong

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OOOWWWEEE123 0

he'll make a man out of you-mulan song lmao

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SleepOnStones 5

You should tell him it turns you on to have him sleep in a thong and bra. When he's asleep, take a pic and put it on facebook.

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unrose 1

Oh man haha. I can just picture this.. totally giving stink face with a moostache while getting it. Priceless..

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herpgirl101 0

Next he'll want you to wear red and say, "It's me, Mario!"

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budd28 0

maybe somewhere deep down he wants u to be a man

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Boricuaa 0

thaat's how you knoe he's qay

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Neded 0

if you're a bearded lady, why must you use a fake moustache?

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