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By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States
If I were you I'd call the police and keep the text as evidence. Sorry OP
Go take a shit on her windshield and have a note that says before you ask me, yes you have shit on your window
I like how everyone is assuming it's a girl that's that's crazy. OP is a woman, heterosexual people are the majority, so it's most likely a guy who did it.
Oooh good call lol!
Easy proof for vandalism charge. Hope the repairs aren't too costly.
well now you can call the cops
At least you can sue the idiot for damages now.
This person is a bitch or asshole (depending on the gender), why do people have to act like this
Well at least he gave you proof of who did it! Time to call the cops!
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Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."
Restraining order asap