Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 926
You deserved it 3 338

Same thing different taste

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Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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If I were you I'd call the police and keep the text as evidence. Sorry OP

Go take a shit on her windshield and have a note that says before you ask me, yes you have shit on your window

gintwinsmoore 20

doesn't top a broken window that costs money to replace though...

Britt125 16

You just gotta get them to specify that is actually what they were referring to, and then you have a confession if you want to call the cops, which I would.

I like how everyone is assuming it's a girl that's that's crazy. OP is a woman, heterosexual people are the majority, so it's most likely a guy who did it.

Easy proof for vandalism charge. Hope the repairs aren't too costly.

At least you can sue the idiot for damages now.

kellyem2 20

Whelp, at least he was smart enough to provide you with evidence for the cops.

This person is a bitch or asshole (depending on the gender), why do people have to act like this

Well at least he gave you proof of who did it! Time to call the cops!