Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
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ifunnyftw 10

Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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MrConcise 34

I'd appreciate the honesty at least. I imagine there was alcohol involved. Or crazy bitch syndrome.

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classicsparkles 17

That's when you reply "Yes, what?" And try to get some incriminating statements in writing and then call the cops and get them charged with destruction of property.

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Take pictures. Screenshot that text then text something like " so you broke my car window" and if he relies with a yes, well you might be able to get him to pay for the damages. Good luck OP! You can get him arrested.

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The_Avatar 22

Call the cops! Show them the text, and tell her to either pay up or take her to court. You have enough evidence

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FitFriday 32

I thought I would clarify this now, OP's EX BOYFRIEND broke her car window!

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1dvos_grl3 21

So you assume that since the OP is a girl her ex has to be a boy? She could like her own gender too, it just said "ex" you don't know if girl or boy.

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vlalam 24

now it's easier to indict ur ex for the crime..

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ImagineCrazy 27

How do you know if it were a girl or boy? They didn't even say a gender (unless it was in the title, I don't read titles) not all girls are psychopaths!

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

But this begs me to ask... What did you do that caused the break-up?

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UH60 26

LOL at all the commentors who assume it's a chick, and that a guy can't be a 'crazy bitch' and break car windows.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't blame people for jumping to conclusions. Of course a male can react this way, but, unfortunately, it is far more likely for a female to do something like this.

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