Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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I'd appreciate the honesty at least. I imagine there was alcohol involved. Or crazy bitch syndrome.

That's when you reply "Yes, what?" And try to get some incriminating statements in writing and then call the cops and get them charged with destruction of property.

Take pictures. Screenshot that text then text something like " so you broke my car window" and if he relies with a yes, well you might be able to get him to pay for the damages. Good luck OP! You can get him arrested.

Call the cops! Show them the text, and tell her to either pay up or take her to court. You have enough evidence

I thought I would clarify this now, OP's EX BOYFRIEND broke her car window!

So you assume that since the OP is a girl her ex has to be a boy? She could like her own gender too, it just said "ex" you don't know if girl or boy.

now it's easier to indict ur ex for the crime..

How do you know if it were a girl or boy? They didn't even say a gender (unless it was in the title, I don't read titles) not all girls are psychopaths!

But this begs me to ask... What did you do that caused the break-up?

LOL at all the commentors who assume it's a chick, and that a guy can't be a 'crazy bitch' and break car windows.

I don't blame people for jumping to conclusions. Of course a male can react this way, but, unfortunately, it is far more likely for a female to do something like this.