Intimacy: Guitar ****

Guitar ****

By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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Angry Bird

By TetrisMaster - 24/11/2013 12:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I fail to see the problem.

mmaalouf97 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:26

hard much..?

Comments

Saraishi 24

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:18

Either you have an amazing easiness in achieving ****** or you don't know what one feels like.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:44

Damn, it's like that?

Emilee_Fortune 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:05

When you rock the solo it happens to the best of us

valentinov 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 1:32

Hardcore gamer

Ebola_fml 20

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:14

play more guitar hero.

plunkit 6

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:45

Don't grip the neck so tight.

lbanks_fml 10

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:50

Yep. Now I know how to spell LOSER!

peelmeandsee 8

Thursday 26 June 2014 22:41

Pride comes in many forms.

dicroda 3

Friday 27 June 2014 4:09

You now have two ways to experience pleasure.

pooldude 24

Friday 27 June 2014 17:54

Guitar hero will do that to you!

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Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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