Intimacy: Guitar ****

Guitar ****

By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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Angry Bird

By TetrisMaster - 24/11/2013 12:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I fail to see the problem.

mmaalouf97 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:26

hard much..?

Comments

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:52

Wait till you hit Expert

Bekll 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:54

I'm glad to hear people are still playing Guitar Hero. I need to get back into it.

charcharthunder 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:59

How did he deserve it???

Soundslikeothers 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:01

Don't fret over it

91hayek 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:08

but he could have a chordiac problem that needs attention.

usernamehere556 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:11

Did you hit Fast Solo A in One?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:45

Hand Solo?

Killz268 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:58

Time to go outside?

zombraingirl 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:33

Well look at the upside, you can get off without sexual activity.

asherm 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:05

That sounds like a good thing...

luverofakatsuki 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:07

well you must really enjoy both

zahidnasir 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:24

Guitar-some

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Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML

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Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML

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Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML

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Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

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Today, while discussing kids, my fiancé told me he has a kid already with his previous fiancé, but he hates kids so much, he left and moved to this country before it was born. He doesn’t even know if it’s a boy or girl, because he simply doesn’t give a toss. Yes, I’m pregnant. FML

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