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By wtfguys - 13/10/2014 08:17 - United States

Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML

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By HAIRY - 26/04/2012 20:23 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

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By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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By ouch - 03/01/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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Tough guy, huh?

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Croydon

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

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By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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TanzWolf 26

Monday 13 October 2014 16:12

Ouch, that sucks for them though... They must be good friends. The pain they went through just for you.

xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Monday 13 October 2014 16:13

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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top_dawg45 10

Monday 13 October 2014 17:58

dont ever be the first to fall asleep.

keiNan_fml 35

Monday 13 October 2014 18:24

who the **** would go through such pain for ******* joke

ericcrash 13

Monday 13 October 2014 19:25

Best friends, that's who.

CuriousYel1ow 13

Monday 13 October 2014 18:38

WTF moments are more fun if you just join in!

Arot6 17

Monday 13 October 2014 19:25

To be fair, they're ripping out their pubic hair with duct tape. I think you're getting the better end of the situation. Just..... Ow.

Garnetshaddow 30

Monday 13 October 2014 19:44

On the plus side, they will run out eventually!

Fonsecac 11

Monday 13 October 2014 19:46

You need new friends hahaha

mosquito19 14

Monday 13 October 2014 19:53

you're getting a better end of this game. your friends are stupid.

MiLM 37

Monday 13 October 2014 20:15

Wait.... Are you saying that you didn't noticed until you got home?? How the hell?

alex_gen 38

Monday 13 October 2014 20:24

What if they have crabs?

AngelGoneWrong95 9

Monday 13 October 2014 20:57

time for new friends

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Had fun?

Same thing different taste

Tough guy, huh?

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