Hangover

By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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jollyjam1 2

YDI you drunken ho.

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cthulhu1138 1

Stupid amateurs. If your sole purpose in drinking is to see how much alcohol you can handle without puking, expect this sort of thing to happen. YDI

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did_it_4_lulz 0

That's not an FML that's the best night ever!

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Vertoule 7

I remember my first beer... *rolls eyes*

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beyondblue 0

You got what you deserved, you brought it on yourself. Piss pot.

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perdix 29

Damn, I go to the wrong hotels!! A woman in a bathrobe is the sexiest thing I've seen. You should be glad that you didn't end up in jail or raped. If you ever come down to Texas, let's get some drinks! ;)

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obesemaurice 0

so she can end up in jail or raped? i suppose texas does have a reputation to live up to :P

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Princess_Star 0

There are certainly much more enjoyable ways to spend your money and your night without have to deal with the loss and humiliation that you've had to deal with. I'm sorry but you've really brought this on yourself. YDI.

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myfriend_youfail 3

YDI for getting shitfaced. Most responsible drinkers know to drink in moderation so they don't make fools out of themselves. Unless you like making a fool out of yourself, in which case this is neither YDI nor FYL, but Congrats On The Great Night.

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did_it_4_lulz 0

What's a night of drinking without humiliation when you're a beginner? These crazy nights lead to responsible drinkers. If you die from drinking, that's just survival of the fittest. Lighten up, it's the OP's liver, not yours.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Curious to what you were drinking, OP? I guess it doesn't matter since you claim to be so drunk that you had to grab the floor to stop from falling off the Earth... However, I agree with blastvortex (#14). Pics or it didn't happen!

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