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By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By lachaisse - 12/05/2013 12:09 - United States - Vinton

Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML

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Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

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By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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rosiegrewup 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:27

What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.

socializer1 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:26

:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*

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FMD 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:59

Ahhh, parents! Can't live with them, not legal to kill them....

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:10

All these people who call fake are obviously favorite children.

ellykhoshkele 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:20

omg that is horribleeeeeeeeeee :O:O ur mum is sooooooo mean!! no offence but she doesnt deserve to have the gift of having twins if she is so ungrateful and mean and horrible!! happy birthday though!

Chrisham 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 5:39

Why do people keep saying this is fake? It might be, but it's very likely. And I'm speaking as the least favorite of four children. I'm the second oldest and I constantly have to clean up after EVERYBODY and get in trouble for my little siblings problems. And while all my siblings have gotten at least one birthday party with friends, the most I've gotten on one birthday is a $50 gift card to Barnes & Noble.

mylifesucksbad 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:12

WOW.... and i get mad if my mom doesnt buy me the shoes i want for my b-day i'm sorry to say but ur mom is a little cheap o.O like wow...

marris 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:27

mouthwash -sounds like your mom did this to teach you a lesson for some dirty talk you've been doing lately

tyler1 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:32

your mom is a bit of a c*nt now isnt she?

ummmyeahhh 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:32

wow that sucks. i'm sorry, but happy birthday? my sister had triplets a few years back, and it's interesting to see the oldest girl get all the dad's attention and the youngest boy get all the mom's attention and i'm the only one who spends time with the middle boy. it sucks and i'm sorry this happens to you. give your mom the mouthwash for her birthday, but spend 19.99 of the giftcard and then give it back for her birthday. =]

feathagirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:34

either shes saying it wauld take to long to make you pretty or shes saying that your the prettier one, take your pick but that was still a bad move on moms part