That happens to me too. My sister gets ipod speakers and jewelry, while I get an appointment with a therapist. I hate birthdays.

In real life: This is beyond unacceptable. On Youtube: This is hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Use peroxide instead of mouthwash. Dilute with water; use after brushing and flossing. Oh, and floss. Don't forget the regular dental cleanings...

you have a really mean mom

Dude. You should have looked in your mother's eyes. Very calm like. And told her "one day, you will be too old to care for yourself. You will need help. Remember this. Because I will."

thats ****** up

Wow, that was really mean!

I'm a twin, too. My mom was always basically grounding BOTH of us whenever she'd **** up (which was often). Parents need to treat their kids equally.

Oh dude. that almost sounds fake, its so mean.. she got a spa, you got told your breath stinks, and that you shop at target.. fail. **** your life.

That's so horrible... awful parent stories like these make me angry. =/