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I agree with # 5 and # 14. This isn't so bad because your mom probably was thinking 'oh she doesn't need it.' As in you're we'll kept, and beautiful anyway. =) <3 cheer up hun, and happy birthday!
don't yu people read these " it would cost too much to make me pretty also" jeezzzzzz
well at least look on the bright side, MY own entire family forgot my birthday, 4 years in a row. u seem a bit luckier than I am:(
dude, i think you should go to target and use that 20 dollars to go to target and buy pride and prejudice after all, Lizzy is the uglier of the two sisters and she gets the best, richest, handsomest, loyal man at the end, even though her mom is a bitch. this is a growing experience that you can learn from. plus think about how much nicer you are than your mom- and if she can get married and have kids, then it will be no problem for you. trust me, its not whats on the outside, but whats on the inside. just be happy you got mouthwash. that always comes in handy for dates.
#25: There were more than two sisters; Liz wasn't the ugliest. And #17 speaks the truth; I say this as the unfavorite of two children (not twins though).
well, if you didn't write this, your sister would have. maybe you're just a lost cause.
#27 i know there were more than 2 sisters. i was referring to the oldest two sisters: jane and elizabeth. there were three others that were younger. i tried to cut down the summary of the story so it could relate. and yes, between the two of them, jane was considered much prettier than elizabeth. and if you disagree with this fact then you can go take 20 dollars go to target and buy the book.
That mouthwash better be from the fountain of youth or something!!! That's lame! Just remember this when your moms birthday rolls around.
that's so lame! as if sharing a birthday with your sister isn't bad enough already!
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What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*