HB!
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oh god, these kinds of things make me SO angry. what you need to do is; find a poo (any poo, dog poo, human poo, same effect either way) wrap it in really nice paper/gift box give to mother on her birthday when she says 'WTF' say 'well maybe you could treat that like shit rather than me' but seriously, sorry to hear that mate. and happy birthday
thats mean p.s. its my b day today too
I really don't like calling other people's mom's a b*tch but I think yours seems to deserve it in this case.
you should say to her "hey, i'm not (your name), i'm (your sisters name)" :D ok, seriously i'm sorry, thats sucks
thats some cold game. Xo
that is sooo jacked man!!!
Give back the gift certificate.. tell your mom that she needs it more
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What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*