He's a keeper

By mariana - 08/02/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

I think it's better you not be with a guy like that. There are better guys out there for you. Keep your hopes up OP and good luck.

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abusch 9

Well it would be a very awkward dinner if you didn't swallow anything.

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Tannasgh 22

What a jerk. Good you found out before a date that end up as a date rape.

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sonictardis 8

What I don't understand, is why you wrote it out. Are you in middle school?

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

I wouldv'e smiled sweetly, handed it back and ignored him for the rest of the year because as funny as his answer was, he blew it and you shouldn't have to swallow that.

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jddrinker 6

Well apparently she isn't swallowing anything.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

I hate the phrase "trying to be cute." God, it gets on my nerves.

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mishacollins 15

Should have wrote back something along the lines of, "Sorry, I prefer large things, less of a choking hazard."

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billyisgone 4

I know you meant this to be smart and funny, but in the context of what we're dealing with, large things would be more of a choking hazard than small ones :)

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askagimp 5

why wouldyou not swallow? do you just spit right in frontof him?

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