He's got the moves

By beccav23 - 25/10/2011 16:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
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Blackmail111 9

He's climbin in yo windows..snatchin yo people up

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Bblock 5

Hmm i wonder why he wanted your ass crack numb....

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Comments

Xly_fml 5

What an insightful comment. Thank you for sharing, #13.

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wingsfan19 2

13-You're a ****** for having that picture

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bloody thong for Halloween trick?

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superficialheart 11

Eww.. Dude..

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Savra_fml 17

While the area is numb use it in your favor to try new things

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

just give him a wedgie in return when he's not expecting it!

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fanalee 10

Wouldn't hurt as bad tho..but would be funny!!

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suckmysarcasm 10

sisqo called he told me to tell your boyfriend he is doing it wrong

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Rickrollol_fml 0

Isn't he just a pain in the ass...

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muxionHD 0

Never did I think there was Gonna be a bad post from rick roll. Give me something better next time. You should just stop trying to one Up the person before you.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

58, You really really failed. You tried to rick roll, but your execution was so obvious I saw it a mile off. P.S.: I've been rick rolled so much I like the song now.

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Rickrollol_fml 0

90- Good for you

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jsaxon1996 0

Dear Rick Roll, I believe you meant: "Isn't he just a pain in the ARSE."

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Savra_fml 17

To be safe you should probably go and get an MRI.

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punsoh 1

Wrong test. She needs a colonoscopy, not an MRI!!

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Savra_fml 17

Well aren't you a bright spark, doctor! Was refering to a previous FML involving an erection and MRI exam. Seriously, keep up the good work though!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Makes me think of Pranked. Poor guy was screaming for bloody mercy while his two friends tied him to the couch for an atomic wedgie... Haha.

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