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By beccav23 - 25/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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You rang?

By thathurt500x - 26/06/2020 20:08

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Spicy

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

Spicy

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Top comments

Blackmail111 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:02

He's climbin in yo windows..snatchin yo people up

Bblock 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:03

Hmm i wonder why he wanted your ass crack numb....

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LoveYouBabyBoys 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 11:40

WTF !!

chickenpie90 16

Wednesday 26 October 2011 11:48

Ouch

Laura1594 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 13:53

what a retard!

pike1346 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:43

Kinky

MarioDragon 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:04

My only issue with thongs: Assholes were made to have things come out of them, not have something wedge between them.

Mifflicious 18

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:23

I'd be mad if my boyfriend tried to rip off, in other words, destroy my clothes. but people these days just throw away and buy new ooover and over again. Stupid idiots.

fo_86 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:46

Kinky

rubyliu8420 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:24

now would be a good time to try anal ;-)

01fuckhead10 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:23

Nice, hope u beat the crap out of him..

laurentot5792 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:08

Don't wear a thong & that won't happen.! Haha.. J

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