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By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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bigmanj28 0

Which head hit the pole

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bellakaykid 6

I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.

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likasumboooodi 0

thank god ur nuts r ok. me too! can't resist hot girls bending :) make me happy!

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mercurieangel 0

can we say you so deserved that?! dick. I hope she slapped you too.

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ohlalala_fml 0

what an asshole. u should keep your ******* eyes on your girlfriend u sick bastard! i hope next you do that, you get hit by a car and turn blind so you be able to look at other girls' asses you jerk!

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raphanne_fml 33

Wow, that's just a bit extreme, don't you think?

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thew_fml 14

all you people who are calling the OP a sick perv and the like are full of shit. everyone looks, it's hard wired into the biology. that is true for men and women alike. Being so enrapt that you walk into a pole is idiotic, for any reason, but it does not make him a bad person who is hurting his GF by looking.

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thetoeeater 5

You sick bastard, keep your eyes on your own girlfriend. I hope she notices some time and dumps you, you gross ****.

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alexFYL 11

Ugh. As a girl to a guy, you need to learn the advanced technique for checking people out - your peripheral vision. I don't mind if guys check out other girls when I'm with them, but don't be obvious about it. That's irritating, and pathetic.

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cass85 8

Oh for God's sake. Yeah, you did deserve it in the most hilarious way but it doesn't make you a bad boyfriend or a pig for eyeing up another lass. I mean, I am very happy and very comfortable in my relationship but of course I'll ogle a nice, juicy piece of man-arse, just as my boyfriend will excitedly point out a decent pair of **** to me (we then enjoy the sight together). It doesn't mean either of us care less about the other one, it doesn't mean either of us find the other unnattractive or would prefer to be with someone else. Just because you're in a long-term, committed relationship (or even a new one) doesn't mean you stop finding other people physically attractive - it doesn't mean you want to be with them or sleep with them or even talk to them. I hope your girlfriend was a secure and good sport and laughed at you, because it is bloody hilarious, and will take the piss for a few weeks. And she shouldn't be angry with you because that is thoroughly insane.

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alexFYL 11

You sound reasonable so I'm going to leave a comment here with you - I think it really depends on the individual relationships. It all comes down to what you and your partner are comfortable with. If she (or he) is not comfortable with you looking, then don't (or do and be discreet, because that can be harmful to someone's self-esteem). If they are comfy with it, then go for it. Some people, like you and your boyfriend, even share sights together. It just depends on the couple. Like some people go out to clubs and don't mind when their partner flirts (hey, he's coming home with me, not her) - but other people may be too jealous to do that. She has every right to be angry with him (if she was angry at all) if she had already made it clear she didn't like it. It's disrespectful.

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