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By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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You deserved it 102 731

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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You deserved it 72 257

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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You deserved it 38 494

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 997

You deserved it 3 558

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 382

You deserved it 80 479

By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 360

You deserved it 40 160

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 6 388

By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 567

You deserved it 9 802

By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 337

You deserved it 14 334

bigmanj28 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

Which head hit the pole

bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.

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xSummerRosaleex 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:38

**** your girlfriend's life. She's dating an asshole. :

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:32

The girl he was looking at was probably his mother and left that part out of the FML.

NickyK 25

Saturday 17 September 2011 16:15

Agreed.

cynide 13

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:39

DUMB-ASS, im sorry man but no girl is hot enough to break your nose for!

yourbudtravis 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:52

I beg to differ..

cynide 13

Friday 15 July 2011 9:28

ok go break your nose for a girl, dumbass much?

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:39

Seems like this pole brought you back down to earth...

tacocannon99 5

Friday 15 July 2011 6:24

your mom on a pole brought me down to earth...I had to I'm sorry

afroking22 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:39

karma is a bitch even nature was punishing yur wrong doin lmao

fwodyqbco654 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:40

there are no words for this.

cynide 13

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:41

HAHA DUMB ASS! but i cant say i havnt done that before...

Dodie__fml 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:39

yo just called yourself a dumb ass

HPK37 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:41

pig

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:44

Perhaps...you should have been looking around with your upper head instead of the lower one.

Shannon_LeaAnn 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:44

What a dick! You deff deserve it! I feel bad for your girlfriend. She's dating an asshole.

lopezk 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:46

i think someone shouldnt have a girlfriend !

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Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML

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You deserved it 4 055

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML

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You deserved it 496

Today, I learned that there's a billboard-sized photo of me and my ex hanging in the airport advertising my college. Travelers from all over the world have now seen me smiling at graduation with the guy who cheated on me after 3 years together. FML

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You deserved it 333

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Great first impression

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

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