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By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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You deserved it 102 762

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 179

You deserved it 46 914

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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You deserved it 72 262

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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You deserved it 38 506

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 000

You deserved it 3 563

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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You deserved it 80 484

By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 361

You deserved it 40 163

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 6 395

By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 570

You deserved it 9 806

By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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You deserved it 6 727

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 342

You deserved it 14 334

bigmanj28 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

Which head hit the pole

bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.

Comments

justanotherbird 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:37

Double fing post fml

GabiIsPrettyKewl 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:39

hahaha that's what you get !!

inkblotdrummer 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:40

looool haha I know how ya feel and all the people giving him hell need to realize it's not really his fault we can't help it so FYL. still damn funny though

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:26

ohhhh, so you just cant help being pigs ? okay, makes sense now.. psh.

t765234 10

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:49

Oh, so you just can't help being bitches then, whilst we are making generalizations.

hellojuicyhello 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:41

haha, sucks iv done that to, once I almost ate shit of my bike looking at a hot guy that was walking behind me>.<

barcalover 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:03

hellllllllllloooo!!

geeksaresexy 18

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:43

People look at other people.. It's not a big deal. Having said that, if you're so busy staring that you walk into a pole YDI. If it was my boyfriend I'd laugh my ass off at him for being so dumb but I wouldn't be mad!

vi3tno_romeo 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:43

with great pleasure comes with great pain?..

ciigoeswtf 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:43

how'd your girlfriend feel about that?

switchgurl20 17

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:49

Why is everyone calling him a douche? He is a guy, he's suppossed to look. If you as a girl can see and appreciate that another girl is more attractive than you and your guy is looking but your guy is with you.i dont see the issue. Just not with his mouth open or for too long. Though for the fact that he got blind by the other girls beauty. I wouldnt call him a douche but he def deserves it. Gotta start to use your peripheral vision to gaze at girls.

jshicksSN 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:50

shoulda asked the gorgeous girl for her number instead of your girlfriends. cause if yer running into poles over other women, you don't need a girlfriend. I was expecting to hear you got knocked in the head with A phone...