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By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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You deserved it 102 731

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 783

You deserved it 72 257

Sheer class

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 813

You deserved it 38 494

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 997

You deserved it 3 558

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 382

You deserved it 80 479

By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 360

You deserved it 40 160

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 6 388

By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 567

You deserved it 9 802

By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 767

You deserved it 6 724

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 337

You deserved it 14 334

bigmanj28 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

Which head hit the pole

bellakaykid 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:34

I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.

Comments

sarahmd 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:20

checking out other girls while strolling with your girlfriend? I'm sure that did wonders for her self esteem.

gigi03 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:27

Hahahaga your a 1 D 10 t.. Ha ha thats why you never stare just take q a quick glance

kung_fu_panda 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:33

Karma bitch, glad you ate the pole. Piiiiig

SaturnineBears 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:36

Aww you love your girlfriend so much you don't look at other girl's asses

CrackAttack 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:36

To all the 14 year old girls PMsing for the first time out there, newsflash! All guys look (most girls too) - Even your boyfriends do as well. They are just better at hiding it than OP and don't get caught in such a hilarious fashion :P

SaturnineBears 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:45

Oh right, I forgot that since I am only 14 I am not allowed to have opinions and have no idea what I am talking about. Thank you for reminding me that I am a dumbass with no real thoughts on the world. You cleared that up for me, asshole.

CrackAttack 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:57

First of all, just because you happen to be 14 doesn't mean that my comment was directed at you in particular. Secondly, I remember being 14. I had plenty of opinions and rarely knew what I was talking about... You may be one of the few people who defies what is natural by NEVER looking at other attractive people, but this will probably change by the time you grow up. If not, you will still be an exception to the rule. Just saying..

SaturnineBears 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:54

Just because you didn't know what you were talking about doesn't mean I don't. Not everyone is an idiot(: I look at other people all the time, just not when I'm walking hand in hand with my girlfriend. That's pretty ****** up.

CrackAttack 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:31

Sorry but 14 year old's don't know what they're talking about. You simply haven't lived long enough yet. It's not a personal insult or me being a dick, it's simply true. Wait untill you actually have some life experience before you try to jude other people's Not saying what OP did wasn't stupid but it's really not a big deal IMO (unless it happens all the time).

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:52

says the person who's name is crackattack. Welcome, our new Einstein. :/ SMFH

SaturnineBears 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:55

Age is but a number. It doesn't matter if you're 14 or 40, what matters is the experiences you have had and the life you have lived. Not all 14 year olds are as ignorant as you think. I, for one, am more mature than you will ever be if all you do with your life is sit here and insult children. *claps* I hope you're proud.

CrackAttack 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:33

I actually agree with you here. It is about life experience. Not age. However, at 14 you don't really have any life experience. You are not allowed to have sex, drink, vote, or really do anything without your parent's permission. Why don't you wait until you are legally allowed to have an adult relationship before trying to pass your "oh so wise" judgement on how they should work. And to the person above who thinks that a online nickname has to do with anything. Why don't you stop and think before talking stupid crap.

Dez31396 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:55

you deserved it asshole

Mauskau 35

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:04

If I caught my boyfriend looking at another girl I'd ask him about it, and if he hesitates or goes red and quiet, well...

CrackAttack 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:08

What if he just said; "Yes I was looking. She was hot..."

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:32

punch him in the dick..

youprobablydidit 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:09

Okay, i understand that sometimes somebody has an ass so nice you just have to look. But openly gawking while you were with your GF? You did that shit. You just set your self up all kinds of ways for that.