Sex, Gamers and Intimacy: Headshot! - FML

Headshot!

By Amb - 01/06/2010 23:56 - United States

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Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

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What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

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Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

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Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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A good grunting

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 13:06 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML

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By atleasthelistened - 09/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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By Hannah - 21/12/2010 17:01 - United States

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Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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shakenbake93 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:10

There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.

Ducati4623 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:46

so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess

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MrMinecrafter 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:43

Well what would you expect? every guy does that! CODs amazing.

SOULFFEJ 14

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:52

lol halo is so much better

asscheaks 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:22

oh my god Vanessa??

1_2_Woot_Woot 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 4:41

Woohoohoo he enjoys those teebags they give in the game :3 XD

RheannaFreese 1

Monday 31 October 2011 2:51

Honestly that's prolly means your soon somethin right =P

friedchickenpie 14

Friday 30 March 2012 5:36

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH killstreak

Hannahbabyy1029 0

Friday 30 March 2012 18:18

My boyfriend does the same thing

CelebrityChef 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 12:56

Sorry OP, COD is Shit, and btw I've played it, but GTA is dope

AWildNoeAppeared 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:27

it could range from "WOOO! Let's go baby!" to "******* bullshit"

bassfisher100 23

Wednesday 1 July 2015 3:16

he must be winning every time he's with you then

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