Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
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Javier6597 19

At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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BrianaKoala 7

Now you know not to ninja sneak attack on her!

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LittleMsAwesome 6

I don't mean to alarm you , but I think your wife may be a superhero. high five :)

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Nono97_fml 10

You should be proud of her

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soak_25 21

at least your wife can fight back!! :)

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toxic_walrus 15

At least she didn't call you by a different name and run her butt into your junk That's how you find out if your wife is faithful!

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alecyar 0

Be proud your wife is a badass, and happy she didn't cuddle back thinking it was someone else

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magnetic_aura 26

At least she can defend herself AND she wasn't expecting a man in bed with her when you're out of town!

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becca9985 34

Now that is one lady you don't need to worry about flinching in the face of danger!

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