Love, Kids, Family and Teenagers: Hell no

Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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You deserved it 4 559

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 123

You deserved it 40 854

By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 372

You deserved it 40 131

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By Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 189

You deserved it 110

By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 675

You deserved it 1 849

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 758

You deserved it 2 592

By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 753

You deserved it 3 274

By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 742

You deserved it 1 244

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 146

You deserved it 2 803

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 193

You deserved it 171

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 581

You deserved it 195

elchapin562 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:02

damn he F'd his life really quickly and young

_Noon_ 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:01

Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!

Comments

Bobiolik 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:45

Holy crap I misread the FML and I thought the guy had a baby with his mom XD

maipinkbear 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 7:42

LOL that's funnier than the FML. well, the FML wasn't really funny cuz that just kind of sucks... but this comment made me laugh

Thutboy 12

Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:51

i hope the child isnt retarded

laxbro2430 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 6:19

I call bs. the girl would take the baby...

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 11:01

YDI for dating an irresponsible stupid asshole

emeraldstar102 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 13:20

oh haha oops i thought ur bf got his mom pregnant LOL

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:08

OP says that the BF's mother was taking care of the child and was only its grandmother, not its mother. Incest Gags = Fail Try again.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 17:57

I'm not seeing the FML here. OP must be another self-centered, immature douche. F.TheBabysGranma'sL 'cause she's the one stuck taking care of the little bastard. The 'dad' is out living life like nothing happened. I can't find anything in Emmily Post on when is the appropriate time to divuldge that you have an illigitmate bastard that you've dumped on your Mom to your current ho.

i_am_Amsler 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:00

oh . . . my . . . gaaaawwwwwwd! fyl indeed

kirei_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:21

OH SNAP. How the **** can anyone say you deserved it? It's not even YOUR fault! If you love him enough I'm sure you can work around it but holy shit that sucks.

Egotistical 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:58

If he's 16 and has a child already who's to say he doesn't have another child out there? I do however respect his dicison to stay in his sons life. At such an early age most people would have ran away from the matter. Either you play step-mommy at 16 or you leave. Option two sounds great. :)